this is a place for me to keep a spiritual journal about my life and God,my thoughts about what i read and stody in my bible.
i hope those who read here find a blessing from what they see.
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF CHILDREN
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for awhale to swallow a human because even though it was avery large mammal its throat was very small. Thelittle girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by awhale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whalecould not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. Thelittle girl said, "When I get to heaven I willask Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah wentto hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". _______________________________________________________________A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom ofchildren while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows whatGod looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking upfrom her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." _________________________________________________________________A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. Afterexplaining the commandment to "honor" thy Fatherand thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandmentthat teaches us how to treat our brothers andsisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (theoldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." ________________________________________________________________One day a little girl was sitting and watching hermother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenlynoticed that her mother had several strands of whitehair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Whyare some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her motherreplied, "Well, every time that you do something wrongand make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."The little girl thought about this revelation for awhile and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma'shairs are white?"________________________________________________________________The children had all been photographed, and theteacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copyof the group picture. "Just think how nice it will beto look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the roomrang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. " _________________________________________________________________A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation ofthe blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, shesaid, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood,as you know, would run into it, and I would turn redin the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why isit that while I am standing upright in the ordinaryposition the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." _________________________________________________________________The children were lined up in the cafeteria of aCatholic elementary school for lunch. At the head ofthe table was a large pile of apples. The nun made anote, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile ofchocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,"Take all you want. God is watching the apples." ________________________________________________________________
Breeze heard the earth sing at Monday, January 09, 2006
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